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It all started with a simple photo
I'm here having fun on Tumblr and then I see some...
hyeongie: -keeps scrolling- oh damn O_O
i feel like no one likes me....
yelyahwilliams: sugarspellit0ut: hayleynicholewilliams: Expectations: Reality: Me: And ….. Hayley Williams: LMFAAOOOO BEST EVER lol
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
I love how you barely try. I love how you basically talk (flirt) to every other girl but me. I love how you ignore me when we’re like 5 yards apart. Actions speak louder than words. So bullshit when you say you love me and all the other shit you tell me. I swear if you don’t call me about this or atleast text. I’m gonna get even more mad at you.
keepcalmandstayyou: bayleeradkexxx182: Just, for the love of God, press play. OH MY GOD. I CAN NOT BREATHE i will. always. reblog. this. and again. OMG OMG IT SHOWED UP AGAIN AND I STILL LAUGHED SO HARD I HAVE TO PEE OMG, I HAVE TO PEE.
How I cross a street.
stormypretzels: I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
tgdakiddcomic: They point at the person and speak so loud! and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007