June 2011
SWAG.
rizilinavc-:
BASKETBALL SWAG:
HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:
SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:
CHAIR SWAG:
BULLET SWAG:
THIS MAN HAS SWAG:
FINGER-SKATER SWAG:
FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:
EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:
Falling down swag
Going down stairs swag
It all started with a simple photo
rizilinavc-:
I'm here having fun on Tumblr and then I see some...
hyeongie:
-keeps scrolling-
oh damn O_O
i feel like no one likes me....
yelyahwilliams:
sugarspellit0ut:
hayleynicholewilliams:
Expectations:
Reality:
Me:
And ….. Hayley Williams:
LMFAAOOOO BEST EVER
lol
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
4’10” bitches!
I love how you barely try. I love how you basically talk (flirt) to every other girl but me. I love how you ignore me when we’re like 5 yards apart.
Actions speak louder than words. So bullshit when you say you love me and all the other shit you tell me.
I swear if you don’t call me about this or atleast text. I’m gonna get even more mad at you.
May 2011
keepcalmandstayyou:
bayleeradkexxx182:
Just, for the love of God, press play.
OH MY GOD.
I
CAN
NOT
BREATHE
i will. always. reblog. this.
and again.
OMG
OMG IT SHOWED UP AGAIN AND I STILL LAUGHED SO HARD I HAVE TO PEE
OMG, I HAVE TO PEE.
How I cross a street.
stormypretzels:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
tgdakiddcomic:
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007