"I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, I’m not legit. I’m unlegit and for that reason, I must quit."Welcome to my blog. It's full of reblogs of what I consider is funny, anime/mangas, kpop, kdramas, other Asian shizz, and the occasional hormone-powered rant. Enjoy.
- Leeteuk: As he rips his pants off you can't help but notice cobwebs near the crotch area and that's when you realized he hasn't gotten any in awhile.
- Kangin: He would flex his muscles and when you ask for a lap dance, he'll flex them even more.
- Shindong: Would put whip cream on himself and then on you and then everywhere else resulting in drowning of whipped cream.
- Ryeowook: Since he knows how to get a girl going, the very first thing he'd do is cook you your favorite meal.
- Heechul: At first he's stripping for you and then he sees the mirror and spends the rest of the time staring at himself.
- Yesung: Starts to do crazy dance moves on the stripper pole which results in him hitting his head on it and then passing out on the floor.
- Eunhyuk: Just expect a lot of pelvic thrust in the face. A lot.
- Siwon: "AND JESUS SAID! Let there rain men." As he begins to awkwardly pelvic thrust your lap.
- Donghae: "Don't worry, I'm not as bad with this as I am with my spelling."
- Sungmin: We have to admit, he's probably the best one out of everyone.
- Hankyung: "I'm gonna eat you like I eat my fried rice, sloppy and wet..." and you proceed to walk away.
- Kibum: He smiles and you just kind of jizz right there and then.
- Henry: "Soooo.... I just kind of shake my butt in front of you or...."
- ZhouMi: Gets mad because you smacked his butt and apparently his underwear is not only gucci but sells for more than your very own house.
- Kyuhyun: "Why am I stripping for you? YOU should be stripping for ME."
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